“There was a bar advertising a contest and a man walked in to find out what the contest was for. The bartender said it is for anyone who could make my horse laugh wins fifty dollars. So the man asked where the horse was the bartender said out back in the barn. The man went […]
“A man walks into a bar for the first time, and he’s sitting around drinking. Some of the old timers are telling jokes. One of them says “”Seventeen”” and the other old timers all roar with laughter. A little later, another of ’em says “”Thirty-Two”” and again, they all laugh and holler. Well, the new […]
“Strongest bartender- bar joke The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice […]
“A duck walks into bar, Duck: got any bread? Bartender: no Duck: got any bread? Bartender: no… Duck: got any bread? Bartender: NO Duck: got any bread? Bartender: NOOOOO!!!!! Duck: got any bread? Bartender: If you ask that one more time I’m going to nail your bill to the counter. Duck: got any nails? Bartender: […]
“A guy walks into a bar and notices there’s a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. the guy says †hey bartender, I’ll bet you a $100 bucks I can jump up and grab some meat from that ceilingâ€. The bartender says, “I don’t know man, them steaks are pretty highâ€.”
