June 2015

Monthly Archives

  • A Snail crawls up to the bar- Bar joke

    “This snail crawl’s up to this bar as it was about to close. The snail pounds and pounds on the door of the bar until the bar tender finally opens the door. Bar tender looks around and sees nothing until the snail demanded a beer. The bar tender looked down and sees him but replies, […]

  • A guy walks into a bar – bar joke

    “A man walks into a bar and asks the barman, ‘Was I in here last night?’ ‘You certainly were,’ replies the barman. ‘And did I spend a lot of money?’ ‘You spent over $100, replies the barman. ‘Thank god for that,’ says the man, ‘I thought I’d wasted it.’ ”

  • A ghost dog walks into a bar – bar joke

    “One night after closing time a bar owner was finishing clearing up, when a ghost dog floats in through the door. The bar owner is scared, but asks him what he wants. The phantom hound explains, ‘I’ve lost my tail and cannot rest until a kindly bar owner stitches it back on.’ ‘Sorry,’ said the […]

  • A man walked into a bar -bar joke

    “A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a hamster, who begins dancing and singing “”Tuff Enuff”” by the Fabulous Thunderbirds. “”That IS amazing!”” says the bartender and gives the guy […]