“A man goes into a bar and says, “”Give me a drink before the trouble starts.”” And the bartender pours him a drink. He drinks it and says, “”Give me another drink before the trouble starts.”” He downs that one and says,”” Quick, give me another drink before the trouble starts.”” Finally, the bartender asks, […]
“A Northerner walks into a bar in the Deep South around Christmas time. A small nativity scene is behind the bar, and the guy says, “”That’s a nice nativity scene. But how come the three wise men are all wearing firemen’s hats?”” And the bartender says, “”Well, it says right there in the Bible–the three […]
“A guy walks into a bar with a German shepherd dog. The bartender says, “”Hey buddy, can’t you read that sign? It says no dogs allowed! Get that mutt out of here!”” The man replies, “”No, I can’t read the sign–I’m blind, and this is my Seeing Eye dog.”” The bartender is embarrassed and gives […]
“A man walks into a bar looking sad, and the bartender asks him, “”What’s the matter?”” The man says, “”My wife and I had a fight, and she told me she wasn’t going to speak to me for a month. The bartender says, “” yeah thats pretty bad”” The man replies,”” I know, The month […]
“A guy walks into a bar in Cork, in Ireland, and asks the barman: “”What’s the quickest way to get to Dublin?”” “”Are you walking or driving?”” asks the barman. “”Driving,”” says a man. “”That’s the quickest way,”” says the barman. ”
