“A duck walks into bar,
Duck: got any bread?
Bartender: no
Duck: got any bread?
Bartender: no…
Duck: got any bread?
Bartender: NO
Duck: got any bread?
Bartender: NOOOOO!!!!!
Duck: got any bread?
Bartender: If you ask that one more time I’m going to nail your bill to the counter.
Duck: got any nails?
Bartender: NO
Duck: got any bread?
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