Drunk in the Bathroom
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A
few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from
bathroom. A few minutes after that, another
loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes
into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
“”What’s all the screaming about in there? You’re scaring
my customers!”” I’m just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try
to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.””
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says…… “”You
You’re sitting on the mop bucket!!!!