Drunk In The Bathroom

Drunk in the Bathroom

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A

few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from


bathroom. A few minutes after that, another

loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes

into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.

“”What’s all the screaming about in there? You’re scaring

my customers!”” I’m just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try

to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.””

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says…… “”You


You’re sitting on the mop bucket!!!!

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