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Drunk Test
A police officer pulls over this guy who’s been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “”Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.””
The man says, “”Sorry, officer, I can’t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I’ll have a really bad asthma attack.””
“”Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample.””
“”I can’t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I’ll bleed to death.””
“”Well, then, we need a urine sample.””
“”I’m sorry, officer, I can’t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I’ll get really low blood sugar.””
“”All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line.””
“”I can’t do that, officer.””
“”Why not?””
“”Because I’m drunk.””
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