Two men from Arkansas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby
began choking on a hamburger.
As she gasped and gagged, on Arkansas boy said, “”that little gal is
havin’ a bad time. I’m gonna go over there and help her.””
He ran to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big
Razorback hands, and asked, “”kin ya swaller?”” Gaspings, she shook her
head no. He then asked, “”kin ya breathe?”” Still gasping, she again
shook her head no.
With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties, and licked
her on the butt! The young lady was so shocked that she coughed up the
piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own.
The Arkansas boy sat back down with his friend and said, “”ya know, it’s
sure amazin’ how that hind-lick maneuver always works.””