Two Men From Arkansas Were Sitting At A Bar

Two men from Arkansas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby

began choking on a hamburger.

As she gasped and gagged, on Arkansas boy said, “”that little gal is

havin’ a bad time. I’m gonna go over there and help her.””

He ran to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big

Razorback hands, and asked, “”kin ya swaller?”” Gaspings, she shook her

head no. He then asked, “”kin ya breathe?”” Still gasping, she again

shook her head no.

With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties, and licked

her on the butt! The young lady was so shocked that she coughed up the

piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own.

The Arkansas boy sat back down with his friend and said, “”ya know, it’s

sure amazin’ how that hind-lick maneuver always works.””

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