Jokes

  • A man walks into a bar – bar joke

    “A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order. The man says, “”I’ll have a beer”” and turns to the ostrich. “”What’s yours?”” “”I’ll have a beer too”” says the ostrich. The bartender pours the beer and says “”That will be $3.40 […]

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    3 guys in a bar- bar joke

    “A Texan, a New Yorker, and a Bostonian are sitting together in a bar in the Yukon. The Texan tosses back his shot of tequila, throws the half-full bottle up in the air, pulls out a gun, and blows it to pieces. The other two, shocked, just stare at the Texan. He explains, “”Where I […]

  • Beer joke-

    “The leaders of the big beer companies meet at the bar for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the CEO of Miller gets a Miller, the head of Coors orders a Coors, and so on. Until it’s Arthur Guinness’s turn. He orders a soda. “”Why didn’t you order a Guinness?”” everyone asks. […]

  • Man Walks Into a Bar With Alligator

    “Man Walks Into a Bar With Alligator, Police Called Thursday, November 13, 2008 HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — Heard the one about the guy who walked into a bar with an alligator? At Johnny’s Saloon in Orange County, it was more than a joke early Saturday when a man arrived with his 3-foot pet gator on […]

  • A Panda bear walks into a bar – bar joke

    “A panda walks into a bar. The bartender says “”hey, we don’t serve pandas here.”” But the panda says “”Just give me something to eat, and then I’ll go.”” The bartender says “”Oh, all right.”” So the panda eats the food that the bartender gives him. So the bartender says, “”OK, now you have to […]

  • A Doctor walks into a bar – bar joke

    “A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that […]

  • A guy walks into a bar – bar joke

    “A guy walks into a bar in the top of the Space Needle. A guy says to him “”Hey, if you jump out the window, the air currents will spin you around a couple of times and then you’ll fly right back in. Watch.”” So the man in the bar leaps out the window and […]

  • A guy walks into a bar – bar joke

    “A man walks into a bar, and finds a friend of his nursing a very large drink. “”Fred!”” he says. “”What is the matter?”” Fred slowly looks up from his drink and says, “”My wife of thirty years just ran off with my best friend.”” “”But Fred!”” exclaims the man. “”I’m your best friend!”” Fred […]

  • A guy walks into a bar with his dog- Bar Joke

    “A guy walks into a bar with a dog. “”This dog is the smartest dog in the world.”” he says to the bartender. “”He can answer any question.”” “”Oh yeah?”” says the bartender. “”Prove it!”” The man turns to his dog, and asks, “”What is over our head? “” “”Roof!”” “”How does bark feel?”” “”Ruff!”” […]

  • A magician- bar joke

    A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar. Facebook Twitter Google+ EmailLinkEmbedCopy and paste this HTML code into your webpage to embed.