Vampires At The Bar


Three vampires went into a bar and sat down.
The barmaid came over to take their orders.
“”And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?””

The first vampire said, “”I’ll have a mug of blood.””
The second vampire said, “”I’ll have a mug of blood.””

The third vampire shook his head at his companions
and said, “”I will have a glass of plasma.””

The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the
bar and called to the bartender,
“”Two bloods and a blood light.””


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