“A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
A bartender meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to his adventures on the sea. The bartender sees that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The bartendr asks, “”So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?””
The pirate replies, “”We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as me men were pulling me out, a shark bit me leg off.””
“”Wow!”” said the bartender. “”What about your hook””?
“”Well””, replied the pirate, “”We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut me hand off.””
“”Incredible!”” remarked the bartender. “”How did you get the eye patch””?
“”A seagull dropping fell into me eye,”” replied the pirate.
“”You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?,”” the bartender asked incredulously.
“”Well,”” said the pirate, “”it was me first day with me hook you see””
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