An Irishman’s been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender
finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up
to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more
time, same result. He figures he’ll crawl outside and get some
fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he
decides to crawl the 4 blocks to his home and when he arrives at
the door he stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls
through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches his bed he
tries one more time to stand up.
This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly
falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head
hits the pillow. He awakens the next morning to his wife
standing over him shouting at him.
“”So, you’ve been out drinking again!!””
“”What makes you say that?”” He asks as he puts on an innocent
“”The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again.””