”
A cowboy runs into a bar and says to the bartender, “”Give me
twenty shots of your best scotch, quick!””
The bartender pours out the shots, and the cowboy drinks them as
fast as he can.
The bartender says, “”Wow. I never saw anybody drink that fast.””
The cowboy replies, “”Well, you’d drink that fast too if you had
what I have.””
The bartender says, “”Oh my God! What is it? What do you have?””
“”I have only fifty cents!””
”
