“An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of
sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious
looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good,
the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “”What is that you just
served?”” The waiter replied, “” Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those
are bulls testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!”” The
American, though momentarily daunted, said, “”What the hell, I’m on
vacation! Bring me an order!”” The waiter replied, “”I am so sorry senor.
There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight
each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be
sure to save you this delicacy!”” The next morning, the American returned,
placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only
special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the
contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, “”These are
delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve
yesterday!”” The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, “”Si senor.
Sometimes the bull wins.”” ”
