“The leaders of the big beer companies meet at the bar for a drink.
The president of Budweiser orders a Bud,
the CEO of Miller gets a Miller,
the head of Coors orders a Coors, and so on.
Until it’s Arthur Guinness’s turn. He orders a soda.
“”Why didn’t you order a Guinness?”” everyone asks.
Guinness replies, “”if you guys aren’t having beer, then neither will I.”””