3 guys in a bar- bar joke

“A Texan, a New Yorker, and a Bostonian are sitting together in a bar in the Yukon. The Texan tosses back his shot of tequila, throws the half-full bottle up in the air, pulls out a gun, and blows it to pieces. The other two, shocked, just stare at the Texan. He explains, “”Where I come from, we have plenty of tequila.””

The New Yorker, not to be outdone, finishes his glass of wine, tosses the half-full bottle up in the air, pulls out a gun, and blows it apart. “”Where I come from,”” he explains, “”we have plenty of fine wine.””

The Boston guy slowly drinks the last drop of his beer, tosses the empty bottle in the air, pulls out a gun, and shoots the New Yorker between the eyes. He then catches the bottle on the way down. “”Where I come from,”” he says slowly, “”we never waste booze—and we have plenty of New Yorkers.”””

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