Two Men Sit Drinking In The Bar

Two men sit drinking in the bar at the top of the Empire

State Building.

One turns to the other and says: “”You know, last week I

discovered that if you jump from the top of this building,

by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around

the building are so intense that they carry you around the

building and back into the window.””

The bartender overhears this, and just shakes his head in

disapproval while wiping down the bar.

The 2nd Man says: “”What……are you a nut? There is no way

in hell that could happen!””

The 1st Man says: “”No, it’s true, let me prove it to you.””

He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and

careens to the street below. When he passes the 10th floor,

the high wind whips him around the building and he 10th

floor window, where he takes the elevator back up to the


The 2nd Man tells him: “”You know, I saw that with my own

eyes, but that must have been a one-time fluke.””

The 1st Man says: “”No, it isn’t. I’ll prove it again!””

And again he jumps and hurtles toward the street where the

10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and

into the window. Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker

to try it…

The 2nd Man says: “”Well what the hell, it works, I’ll try


He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, and passes the




And hits the sidewalk with a ‘splatt.’

Back upstairs, the Bartender turns to the other drinker and

says: “”You know, Superman, you’re a real asshole when

you’re drunk.””

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