The Magic Watch in the Bar Joke

“The Magic Watch in the Bar Joke

A confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, “”Is your date running late?””

“”No,”” he replies, “”I just bought this and I was just testing it.””

The intrigued woman says, “”A Magic Watch? What’s so special about it?””

“”It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,”” he explains.

“”What’s it telling you now?”” she asked.

“”Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”” he said.

The woman giggles and replies, “”Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!””

The man explains, “”Damn thing must be an hour fast.””

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