The Dyed Blonde

“Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing
blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown.
A few days later, as she was driving around the
countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of
sheep pass.

Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the
shepherd, “”If I can guess how many sheep you have,
can I take one?”” The shepherd, always the gentleman
replied, “”Of course.”” The blonde thought for a moment
and for no discernible reason said, “”352.””

This being the correct number, the shepherd was
(understandably) totally amazed and exclaimed,
“”You’re right! O.K., I’ll keep to my end of the
deal. Take your pick of my flock.”” The blonde
carefully considered the entire flock and finally
picked one that was by far cuter and more playful
than any of the others.

When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and
said, “”O.K., now I have a proposition for you.If I can
guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?””

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