The Deodorant Purchace

“A blonde woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
bottom deodorant. The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the
woman that they don’t sell bottom deodorant, and never have.

The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter that she has
been buying the stuff from here on a regular basis, and would like
some more.

The shop assistant thinks for a minute, knowing full well that they
don’t stock, or have ever sold, such an item. She smiles at the thick
blonde pillock and says, “”One moment please, I will get the

The chemist looks at the blonde and says, “”Can I help you miss?””

“”I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please,”” says the blonde.

“”I’m sorry,”” says the pharmacist, “”we don’t have any.””

“”But I always get it here,”” says the blonde.

“”Do you have the container it comes in?””

“”Yes!”” Said the blonde, “”I will go and get it.””

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist
who looks at it and says to the her “”This is just a normal stick
of under arm deodorant””.

The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud
from the container, “”To apply, push up bottom.”””

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