It Was A Hot Day In Minnesota

It was a hot day in Minnesota, Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a

roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.

“”Gootness, it’s hot,”” she mused to herself as she walked down Main


She passed by a tavern and thought, “”Vy nodt?”” So she walked in and

took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she

would like to drink.

“”Ya know,”” Helga said, “”it is so hot I tink I’ll have myself zee cold


The bartender asked, “”Anheuser Busch?”” Helga blushed and replied,

“”Vell fine, tanks, und how’s yer pecker?””

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