” One night a police oficer was staking out a particularly
rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-
influence laws. At closing time, he
saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and
try his keys on five different cars
before he found his. Then sat in the front seat fumbling
around with his keys for several
minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off.
Finallly he started his engine and begand to
pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped
the driver, read him his rights
and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results
showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled
officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver
replied, “”Tonight, I’m the designated decoy.””

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