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Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face Dave says “”John what are you so happy for?””
“”Well, Dave, I gotta tell Ya… Yesterday I was out waxin’ my boat, just waxin’ my boat, and a redhead came up to me… tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She says “”Can I have a ride in your boat?””
I said ‘Sure you can have a ride in my boat.’ So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said ‘Its either screw or swim!’ She couldn’t swim, Dave, she couldn’t swim!!.””
The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitten at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face. Dave says “”What are you so happy about today John?””
“”Well Dave… I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxin’ my boat, just waxin’ my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blonde came up to me… tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She said ‘Can I have a ride in your boat?’ “”Sure you can have a ride in my boat.””
So I took her way out, Dave, way out much further than the last one.
I turned off the key and I said ‘Its either screw or swim!’
She couldn’t swim!!, Dave, she couldn’t swim!!!!.””
A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there cryin over a beer. Dave says “”John, what are you so sad for?””
“”Well Dave, I gotta tell ya…. Yesterday I was out waxin’ my boat, just waxin’ my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me… tits WAY out to here, Dave, tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says “”Can I have a ride in your boat?”” “”Sure you can have a ride in my boat. “”So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out… much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said ‘Its either screw or swim!!’. She pulled down her pants…. she had a dick, Dave!!! She had a great BIG dick!!! And Dave, I CAN’T SWIM!!!
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