“The Coke Machine
A blonde walks up to a Coke machine in a Las Vegas casino, puts in a
few coins, and out pops a Coke. She puts some more coins into the
machine, and another can of coke pops out. She keeps putting in
coins, and cans of coke keep coming out. A guy walks up behind her
and says, “”Can I please use the machine?””
The Blonde says, “”Fuck off! Can’t you see I’m winning?””
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