Bar Name

A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay
bar, but he decides, “”What the heck, I really want a drink.””

So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him,
“”What’s the name of your penis?””

The guy says, “”Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want is a

The gay bartender says, “”I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you until
you tell me the name of your penis.””

So the guy looks at the man sitting to his left who is sipping
a beer and asks, “”Hey bud, what’s the name of your penis?”” The
man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, “”TIMEX.””

The guy asks, “”Why Timex?”” The fella proudly replies, “”Cause it
takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’!””

A little shaken, the guy turns to the fella on his right sipping
on a fruity margarita, “”So, what do you call your penis?”” The
man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, “”FORD,
because quality is Job 1″”, he then adds, “”Have you driven a Ford

Even more shaken, the guy has to think for a moment before he
comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender
exclaims, “”The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me my beer.””

The bartender begins to pour the guy a beer, but with a puzzled
look asks, “”Why secret?””

The guy says, “”because it’s strong enough for a man but made for
a woman!””

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