“A five-dollar bill walks into a bar. Bartender says, “”Get outta here! We don’t serve your type. This is a singles bar.””
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: “”Pint please, and one for the road.””
A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says to the man, “”Hey guy, you’ve got a steering wheel down your pants.””
The guy replies “”Yeah I know. Its driving me nuts!””
Two blondes walk into the bar….You’d think one of them would of seen it !!”
