“Bar Flies
An Englishman, American, and Irishman, all walk into a bar and order a beer. The bartender hands them there beer, however there are flies in each mug of beer.
Well the Englishman pushes the beer aside and says, “”That’s disgusting.””
The American pulls the fly out and starts drinking the beer.
The Irishman pulls the fly out, sets it on the counter and shouts, “”SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD.””
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