“A guy walks into a bar in the top of the Space Needle. A guy says to him “”Hey, if you jump out the window, the air currents will spin you around a couple of times and then you’ll fly right back in. Watch.”” So the man in the bar leaps out the window and […]
“A man walks into a bar, and finds a friend of his nursing a very large drink. “”Fred!”” he says. “”What is the matter?”” Fred slowly looks up from his drink and says, “”My wife of thirty years just ran off with my best friend.”” “”But Fred!”” exclaims the man. “”I’m your best friend!”” Fred […]
“A guy walks into a bar with a dog. “”This dog is the smartest dog in the world.”” he says to the bartender. “”He can answer any question.”” “”Oh yeah?”” says the bartender. “”Prove it!”” The man turns to his dog, and asks, “”What is over our head? “” “”Roof!”” “”How does bark feel?”” “”Ruff!”” […]
“A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicked him out.”
“A book walks into a bar. The bartender says, “”Please, no stories!”” ”
