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  • Beer joke-

    “The leaders of the big beer companies meet at the bar for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the CEO of Miller gets a Miller, the head of Coors orders a Coors, and so on. Until it’s Arthur Guinness’s turn. He orders a soda. “”Why didn’t you order a Guinness?”” everyone asks. […]

  • Man Walks Into a Bar With Alligator

    “Man Walks Into a Bar With Alligator, Police Called Thursday, November 13, 2008 HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — Heard the one about the guy who walked into a bar with an alligator? At Johnny’s Saloon in Orange County, it was more than a joke early Saturday when a man arrived with his 3-foot pet gator on […]

  • A Panda bear walks into a bar – bar joke

    “A panda walks into a bar. The bartender says “”hey, we don’t serve pandas here.”” But the panda says “”Just give me something to eat, and then I’ll go.”” The bartender says “”Oh, all right.”” So the panda eats the food that the bartender gives him. So the bartender says, “”OK, now you have to […]

  • A Doctor walks into a bar – bar joke

    “A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that […]

  • A guy walks into a bar – bar joke

    “A guy walks into a bar in the top of the Space Needle. A guy says to him “”Hey, if you jump out the window, the air currents will spin you around a couple of times and then you’ll fly right back in. Watch.”” So the man in the bar leaps out the window and […]