At The Lumber Yard

A couple of blond men in a pickup truck drove into a
lumberyard. One of the blond men walked in the office and
said, “”We need some four-by-twos.””

The clerk said, “”You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”” The man
said, “”I’ll go check,”” and went back to the truck.

He returned a minute later and said, “”Yeah, I meant
two-by-fours.”” “”Alright. How long do you need them?”” The
customer paused for a minute and said, “”Uh… I’d better go

After awhile, the blond returned to the office and said, “”A
long time. We’re gonna build a house.

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