“One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant
and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters.
She took pity on these creatures and hid them
in her purse. Later she went to the woods to
set the poor animals free.
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Two blondes were walking down the road and
the first blonde said “”Look at that dog
with one eye!””
The other blonde covers one of her eyes
and says, “”Where?”””
