An old lady walks into a bar – bar joke

“An old lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm.

A scraggly old drunk staggers over, takes one look, and says, “”Jeeeez, that’s the UGLIEST thing I ever saw!””

The woman turns her nose up at him and says, “”This happens to be a fine looking stately creature! Go away, you horrid man!””

The old drunk yells, “”Lady, I was talkin’ to the duck!”” ”

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