“An old lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm.
A scraggly old drunk staggers over, takes one look, and says, “”Jeeeez, that’s the UGLIEST thing I ever saw!””
The woman turns her nose up at him and says, “”This happens to be a fine looking stately creature! Go away, you horrid man!””
The old drunk yells, “”Lady, I was talkin’ to the duck!”” ”