”
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet
rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over
immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should
bring his face close to her. When she does so, she begins to gently caress his
beard which is full and bushy.
“”Are you the manager?”” she asks, softly stroking his face with both
hands. “”Actually, no”” he replies. “”Can you get him for me – I need to
speak to him?”” she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his
hair. “”I’m afraid I can’t…”” breathes the barman – clearly aroused “”Is
there anything I can do?”” “”Yes, there is. I need you to give him a
message”” she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and
allowing him to suck them gently. “”Tell him that there is no toilet
paper in the ladies room
”
