A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an afterwork cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare & walked directly toward him.
Before he could offer his apologies
for being so rude,
the young woman said to him,
Iâ€™ll do anything,
that you want me to do,
no matter how kinky,
for $100 on one condition.â€™
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied,
â€˜You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.â€™
The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket & slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young womanâ€™s hand.
He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly,
â€˜Paint my house.â€™