A man walked into a bar – bar joke

“A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. “”Does your dog bite?”” he asked.

“”No,”” was the reply.

A few minutes later, the dog took a huge chunk out of his leg. “”I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!”” the man said indignantly.

“”That’s not my dog,”” was the answer… ”

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