2015

“A guy walks into a bar with a dog. “”This dog is the smartest dog in the world.”” he says to the bartender. “”He can answer any question.”” “”Oh yeah?”” says the bartender. “”Prove it!”” The man turns to his dog, and asks, “”What is over our head? “” “”Roof!”” “”How does bark feel?”” “”Ruff!”” […]

“A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicked him out.”

“A book walks into a bar. The bartender says, “”Please, no stories!”” ”

A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar.

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”