June 2015

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  • A cowboy walks into a bar – bar joke

    “A cowboy walks into a bar. Upon leaving, he realizes that someone has painted his horse. The cowboy yells, “”Which one of you Idiots painted my horse?”” A seven foot tall mean looking guy says, “”I did.”” The cowboy realizes he is in trouble and replies, “”Why, thank you – the first coat’s dry!”” ”

  • A Crow walks into a bar – bar joke

    “A crow walks into a bar wearing a pearl necklace. He orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender says “”I’ve never seen a crow wearing a pearl necklace before””. The crow says, “”What do you expect me to wear with basic black?”” ”

  • A guy walks into a bar – bar joke

    “A fellow walks into a pub near Buckingham Palace in London, sits down, and says, “”Give me a beer. I’ve had a rough day at work.”” the bartender says, “”Oh? What do you do?”” The guy says, “”I take care of the corgis–you know, the dogs the royal family owns.”” The bartender asks, “”Tough job, […]