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A guy walks into a bar and says, “”Bartender give me a shot.”” He takes the shot then looks in his pocket. “”Bartender! Give me another shot!”” He takes the shot then looks in his pocket.”” He says “”Bartender give me another shot.”” He takes the shot then looks in his pocket.
The bartender says, “”Why is it that after every shot, you look in your pocket?””
“”I have a picture of my wife & when she looks good, I’ll go home!””
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