Man Walks Into A Bar With An Ostrich And A Cat

Man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat

The man says I’ll have a beer

The ostrich says I’ll have a beer

The cat says give me half a beer and I’m not paying for it

The bartender brings the drinks and says that will be$4.65

The man reaches in his pocket and throws exactly $4.65 on the bar

THIS GOES ON FOR A FEW DAYS…..

Finally the bartender says what are you doing bringing these animals in my bar and ordering drinks and always having just enough money

The man says few years ago I found a gene and he granted me 3 wishes

The first wish was that every time I go to a bar there will be enough money in my pocket to pay for my drinks.

The second wish was for a long legged chick

and the Third was for a tight pussy.

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