Landscaping For Blondes


A woman wants the inside of her house painted and
she calls a contractor in to help her. They wander
around the house, and she points out the colors she
wants. She says, “”Now, in the livingroom, I’d like
to have a neutral beige, very soft and warm.””

The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and
writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out
and yells, “”Green sideup!””

The woman is most perplexed but she lets it slide.
They wander into the next room. She says, “”In the
dining room I’d like a light white, not stark, but
very bright and airy.””

The contractor nods,pulls out his pad of paper and
writes on it. Then he goes to the window,leans out,
and yells “”Green side up””!

The woman is even more perplexed but still lets it
slide. They wander further into the next room. She
says, “”In the bedroom, I’d like blue. Restful,
peaceful, cool blue.””

The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and
writes on it. Then once more he goes to the window,
leans out and yells “”Green sideup””!

This is too much. The woman has to ask. So she says,
“”Everytime I tell you a color, you write it down, but
then you yell out the window ‘Green side up.’ What on
earth does that mean?””

The contractor shakes his head and says, “”I have four
blondes laying sod across the street.””


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