”
It was a hot day in Minnesota, Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a
roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.
“”Gootness, it’s hot,”” she mused to herself as she walked down Main
Street.
She passed by a tavern and thought, “”Vy nodt?”” So she walked in and
took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she
would like to drink.
“”Ya know,”” Helga said, “”it is so hot I tink I’ll have myself zee cold
beer.””
The bartender asked, “”Anheuser Busch?”” Helga blushed and replied,
“”Vell fine, tanks, und how’s yer pecker?””
”
