Dog In The Bar Joke

“You can’t bring that dog in this bar
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says “”You can’t bring that dog in here!”” The guy, without missing a beat, says “”This is my seeing-eye dog.”” “”Oh man, “” the bartender says, “”I’m sorry, here, the first one’s on me.”” The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says “”You can’t bring that dog in here unless you tell him it’s a seeing-eye dog.”” The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says “”Hey, you can’t bring that dog in here!””

The second man replies “”This is my seeing-eye dog.”” The bartender says, “”No, I don’t think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs.”” The man pauses for a half-second and replies “”What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?””


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