A grasshopper walks into a bar – bar joke
“A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says “”Hey! We have a drink named after you!”” The grasshopper says, “”Really? You have a drink named Willie?!”” ”
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Two strings walk into a bar – bar joke
“These two strings walk up to a bar. The first string walks in and orders and the bartender throws him out and yells “”I don’t serve strings in this bar. The other string ruffs himself up on the street and curls up and orders. The bartender shouts, “”Hey, didn’t you hear what I told your […]
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A man walked into a bar – bar joke
“A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. “”Does your dog bite?”” he asked. “”No,”” was the reply. A few minutes later, the dog took a huge chunk out of his leg. “”I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!”” the man said indignantly. […]
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Two vampires walked into a bar – bar joke
“Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender. “”I’ll have a glass of blood,”” said one. “”I’ll have a glass of plasma””, said the other. “”Okay,”” replied the bartender, “”so, that’ll be … one blood and one blood lite…”” ”
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar – bar joke
“Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, “”I think I’ve lost an electron.”” The other says, “”Are you sure?”” The first says, “”Yes, I’m positive…”” ”
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A neutron walks into a bar – bar joke
“So, a neutron walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, “”I’d like a beer””. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. “”How much will that be?”” asks the neutron. “”For you?”” replies the bartender, “”no charge.”” ”
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A man walked into a bar -bar joke
“A man walked into a bar and sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say “”nice tie!”” Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later the voice said “”beautiful […]
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A little pig walked into a bar – bar joke
“One day a little pig walked into a bar. He drank a couple, then got up to leave. he asked the bartender, “”Which way to the bathroom?”” She answered, “”Go down the hall, first door on your left.”” The pig went to the bathroom and left. The next day another little pig came into the […]
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A snake slithers into a bar – bar joke
“A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, “”I’m sorry but I can’t serve you.”” “”Why not?”” asks the snake. The bartender says, “”Because you can’t hold your liquor.”” ”
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A Polar Bear walks into a bar – bar joke
“A Polar Bear walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender. “”I’ll have a whisky and coke ………… and some peanuts”” said the Polar Bear, in a gruff voice. To which the bartender replied, “”Why the big paws”” ”
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A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe – bar joke
“A guy walks into a bar with his 10 foot tall giraffe. Despite the strange stares from the other bar occupants, they proceed to drink themselves silly. After about a dozen drinks, the giraffe stands up and then keels over. His companion stands up as well, settles his bar bill and starts to walk out […]
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A mushroom walks into a bar – bar joke
“A mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman… She, of course, turns him down. Not willing, to give up, he pleads with her… “”C’mon lady, I’m a fun guy…”” ”