“Bears in Bars Joke
There is this bear, right, and he walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says “”Can I have a large Gin and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tonic Please?””
The Barman replies “”Yeah sure, but what’s with the big pause?””
The bear holds up his paws and says “”I’m a bear!!”” ”