Almost An Accident

“A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and
approaches the blonde lady driver. “”Ma’am, is there a reason
that you’re weaving all over the road?””

The woman replied, “”Oh officer, thank goodness you’re here!!
I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree
right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was
another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there
was another tree in front of me!””

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the
officer replied, “”Ma’am…that’s your air freshener.”””


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