“This snail crawl’s up to this bar as it was about to close. The snail pounds and pounds on the door of the bar until the bar tender finally opens the door.
Bar tender looks around and sees nothing until the snail demanded a beer. The bar tender looked down and sees him but replies, “”Hey, we’re closed now and besides we don’t serve snails!”” and then
proceeds to slam the door.
The snail again pounds on the door of the bar until the bar tender got so frustrated that he opened the door again and kicks the snail away.
A year later as the bartender was about to close the bar again, he hears a pounding on the door again. Bartender opens the door and looks down to see the same snail again.
The snail looked up and says to the bartender,… “”What’d you do that for?””