A Rather Attractive Woman Goes Up To The Bar

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet

rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over

immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should

bring his face close to her. When she does so, she begins to gently caress his

beard which is full and bushy.

“”Are you the manager?”” she asks, softly stroking his face with both

hands. “”Actually, no”” he replies. “”Can you get him for me – I need to

speak to him?”” she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his

hair. “”I’m afraid I can’t…”” breathes the barman – clearly aroused “”Is

there anything I can do?”” “”Yes, there is. I need you to give him a

message”” she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and

allowing him to suck them gently. “”Tell him that there is no toilet

paper in the ladies room

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