“A man goes into a bar and says, “”Give me a drink before the trouble starts.”” And the bartender pours him a drink.
He drinks it and says, “”Give me another drink before the trouble starts.”” He downs that one and says,”” Quick, give me another drink before the trouble starts.””
Finally, the bartender asks, “”Just when is this trouble going to start?”” The man says, “”The trouble starts just as soon as I tell you that I don’t have any money.”””
