A man walked into a bar -bar joke

“A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing.

The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a hamster, who begins dancing and singing “”Tuff Enuff”” by the Fabulous Thunderbirds. “”That IS amazing!”” says the bartender and gives the guy his free beer.

“”If I show you something else amazing, will you give me another beer?”” The bartender agrees, so the guy pulls out a small piano and a hamster and a frog.

Now the hamster plays the piano while the frog dances and sings “”You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet”” by Bachman-Turner Overdrive.

The bartender, completely wowed, gives him another beer. A man in a suit, who’s been watching the entire time, offers to buy the frog for a princely sum, which the man agrees to.

“”Are you nuts?”” asks the bartender. “”You could’ve made a fortune off that frog.””

“”Can you keep a secret?”” asks the man. “”The hamster’s a ventriloquist.””


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